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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7528 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.