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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2246 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3442 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3807 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.
