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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 230 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.
if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.
oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.
so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.
