SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8498
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Enchantments Applied:	236
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	145
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ores Mined:	9178	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	228	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	646
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
New Chunks Explored:	492800	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mines Excavated:	1991
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6047
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.