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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5370 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9657 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
New Chunks Explored: | 735157 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.