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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1257 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 56 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 895 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 7814 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.