SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

Arrogant, Cocky, conceited, CONFIDENT, CREEPERS, disdainful, egotistical, haughty, love, Motherfucker, Narcissistic, pompous, pretentious, self-assured, self-important, self-satisfied, smug, SmugCraft, Smugger, snobbish, stuck up, superior, uppity

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	64	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4891	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	100

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Farms Harvested:	467	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Farms Harvested:	389
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	1664	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Alien Abductions:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	1

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	808622
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Emeralds Found:	8365	Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com