SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1214	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	98	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

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Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Votes:	1629
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

kencrafters.apexmc.co

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	842381	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Buildings Constructed:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Chimeras Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	109
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Towns Built:	7

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mines Excavated:	3608
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Dimension Hops:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

amazehut.minehut.gg