SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Star Shards Collected:	186	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

play.nexusworlds.nl:25502

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	52
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

kencrafters.apexmc.co

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Animals Bred:	175	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8709	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8139
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Votes:	1554
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	New Chunks Explored:	473966
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	123	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6108
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Towns Built:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Void Gems Collected:	22	Animals Bred:	191
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com