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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

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MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

missionprison.net

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	248	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2509
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

play.maritime.gg

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	90	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1582	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	626
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

3b3t.me

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

mc.craft2style.nl:25567

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	913
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6407
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

play.skyhikermc.com

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	164	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6670	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

play.alinea-mc.com

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

play.skylyfe.net

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

minecrafty.ca

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

play.aminecraft.net

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	646860	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

celestialmc.zapto.org

Rodion Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

play.rodion-network.com

MassCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magic Items Found:	6976
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

178.32.247.198

HOMIE SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Towns Built:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchantments Applied:	202
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Votes:	2891
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

[1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

51.195.191.2:25587

Melvinnoob SMP

Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

play.Melvinnoob.cloudns.be

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