SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2952	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	126
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Emeralds Found:	6015
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Farms Harvested:	316
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	5555	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

135.125.4.144

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

preymc.com

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

srinonetwork.online:25577

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

mc.kotbgaming.net

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Potions Brewed:	130	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Villages Defended:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

play.fermium-mc.fun

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Crops Grown:	8415

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

koscoland.apexmc.co

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Buildings Constructed:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Potions Brewed:	95
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	275
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3263	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	211	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mines Excavated:	3726
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com