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Players:	91/100	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Void Gems Collected:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	991	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	131	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Votes:	8972
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Dragons Tamed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Emeralds Found:	9877

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Enchantments Applied:	228
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Towns Built:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mines Excavated:	4918
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

play.lootcraft.org