SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Towns Built:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Votes:	6021	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	874
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Towns Built:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	7431	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2587
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Towns Built:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Zombie Dances:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchantments Applied:	57	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6450	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	86
Crops Grown:	3985	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

play.mclegion.net

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Crops Grown:	9729	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg