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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

play.skyhikermc.com

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Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Votes:	9707	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

play.alinea-mc.com

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7909	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Villages Defended:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

play.skylyfe.net

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Emeralds Found:	506
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

minecrafty.ca

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3174
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

play.aminecraft.net

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1967
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	1951	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchantments Applied:	214	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

celestialmc.zapto.org

Rodion Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

play.rodion-network.com

MassCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

178.32.247.198

HOMIE SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchantments Applied:	104
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ores Mined:	2464
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

[1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

51.195.191.2:25587

Melvinnoob SMP

Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Votes:	4748
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	260
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

play.Melvinnoob.cloudns.be

MUGEN

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

welcome to mugen!!on this server we provide minigames like skyblock!! You definitely won’t get bored because it has very unique features is sf JAVA│◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ VERSION : 1.8.7 – 1.20.1 BEDROCK │◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ PORT :3037 │◆ VERSION : 1.16 – 1.20+

play.mugenarea.my.id

Skull Network

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	5694	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ores Mined:	9380
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

SKULL NETWORKx Custom Enchantments x Land Claim x Marketplace x Player Skills, Warps, Shops, trades, jobs, Quests x 24/7 Active Players x Custom Ranks x Custom Crates x Hiring Staffs x Daily Rewards x More Coming Soon

in.theelf.tech:55602

MC Flow

Cross-Play, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Explore our survival world with PvP 1.8 and unique features. Enjoy VIPs, epic events, mystery boxes, rewarded votes, and a vibrant community. Updated World: World generated in version 1.20.2, more world with different resources. Server with PvP 1.8. Exclusive VIPs: Special benefits, exclusive commands and events for VIPs. Mystery Boxes: Discover exclusive items and surprises when you open boxes with keys. Rewarded Votes: Contribute by voting daily and receive exclusive rewards. Epic Events: Exciting challenges and memorable celebrations. Battle Pass, Incredible Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, Duels, Museum of unique items and much more!

jogar.fluxomc.com:25642

fate x network

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Enchantments Applied:	299	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a world of RPG bosses, mythical PvP battles, and the creative challenge of Skyblock. Engage in epic quests against powerful bosses, test your skills in intense PvP showdowns, and build your own floating paradise in the sky.But that’s not all – our server is packed with amusing features, easter eggs, and unique events that will keep you entertained. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, join our vibrant community for laughter, camaraderie, and endless fun. Explore the magic of RPG, mythical PvP, Skyblock, and more, making our server a truly exceptional Minecraft experience!

play.fatex.eu

SkyHub

PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Towns Built:	7
Void Gems Collected:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to SkyHub, the ultimate SkyBlock experience! Immerse yourself in a sky-high adventure where you start with nothing but a floating island and your wits. Build and expand your island, conquer challenges, and unlock new dimensions of creativity. With custom features, challenging quests, and a vibrant community, SkyHub promises an unparalleled SkyBlock journey. Join us and elevate your gameplay to new heights!

mc.skyhub.live