SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

carefreenetwork.it

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

play.MarilagHaven.online:25501

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crops Grown:	3623
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

play.fatesmp.org

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Meteorites Collected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	9601

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

MahiCommunitySMP.mcserv.fun

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Crops Grown:	8190
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

mc.technonetwork.xyz:25581

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Ores Mined:	2533	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

play.ethelia.org

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Towns Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

play.allayrival.net

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	687	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

play.cobblemonislands.com

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

play.moodymc.net

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4006	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

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ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Continental-MC.net

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

wavycraft.net

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Emeralds Found:	1715
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	160
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

galaxypixelmon.minecraftserv.com:32324

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	3684	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

play.beastmc.co.nz

CastlePvP

Factions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4557	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

play.castlepvp.net

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8520
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

23.94.159.71