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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Divine Spears Created:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

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WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5667
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Alien Abductions:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

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Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	544732	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

37.10.106.146

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

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LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	203	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

LegendFactions.lets.game:2011

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	991
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

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Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	554
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

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The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Towns Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	41	Mines Excavated:	3660
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

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Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com