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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	169	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Star Shards Collected:	284	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	8930	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Alien Abductions:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Star Shards Collected:	140
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	853	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Divine Spears Created:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

mitslo.net

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

play.niftysmp.com

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Mythria.net