SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Potions Brewed:	141	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2727	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Zombie Dances:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	530	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	65062	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Animals Bred:	130	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Potions Brewed:	131
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Items Found:	6496
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Crops Grown:	3694
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3170	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	30070	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magic Items Found:	6984
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Animals Bred:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Love Letters Sent:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org