SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2413	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3128
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6844

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	New Chunks Explored:	545269
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	8712	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Farms Harvested:	313	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ores Mined:	5379
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	1909
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Villages Defended:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	815
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Farms Harvested:	812
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Animals Bred:	165	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dimension Hops:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

play.mcarcadia.com