SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

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Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

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CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7861
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	43
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Towns Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crops Grown:	6694
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Votes:	6192
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8983
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Items Found:	4018
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org