SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Votes:	7932
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Items Found:	7152
Dimension Hops:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Villages Defended:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	4425	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	82
Love Letters Sent:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Towns Built:	6

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Votes:	8964
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Towns Built:	7	Enchantments Applied:	75
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com