SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Towns Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Magic Items Found:	6317	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ores Mined:	9924
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2475	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	4519
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2406
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Enchantments Applied:	256
Animals Bred:	182	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net