SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	232	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4487	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Votes:	829
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4804	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	3679
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Votes:	8128	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Farms Harvested:	569
Ores Mined:	8139	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7153
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Animals Bred:	42
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7426
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	147	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

Players:	108/200	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6