SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	140
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Animals Bred:	120	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	961	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Alien Abductions:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	33990	Ores Mined:	1472
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Shack

LifeSteal

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Towns Built:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fire Vanilla

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.