SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Potions Brewed:	54
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1861	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Dragon Eggs Found:	9236	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	493088	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.