SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magic Items Found:	4687	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Animals Bred:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Farms Harvested:	707	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Animals Bred:	175

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	270	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mines Excavated:	4457
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!