SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Towns Built:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crops Grown:	8681

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Animals Bred:	70	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Buildings Constructed:	38
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7272
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3656	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	7465	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	199
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7893

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.