SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Items Found:	6311	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	6670	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Potions Brewed:	111	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	2587	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	4467	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Towns Built:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Items Found:	8783
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	2814
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4608
Star Shards Collected:	54	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Towns Built:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!