SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crops Grown:	8786	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Animals Bred:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Animals Bred:	120
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	845420	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!