SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, the trees come to life and start dancing the Macarena. And if you manage to tame a wild llama, it will grant you the power of flight for a day.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Emeralds Found:	6298
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	3832	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Zombie Dances:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Crops Grown:	9293
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Towns Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magic Items Found:	4602
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2135	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Zombie Dances:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.