SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, the trees come to life and start dancing the Macarena. And if you manage to tame a wild llama, it will grant you the power of flight for a day.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	282
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5379
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	72	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7764
Emeralds Found:	8540	Crops Grown:	3793
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4786
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crops Grown:	7633
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchantments Applied:	95
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	888164	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
New Chunks Explored:	224389	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mines Excavated:	1072	Buildings Constructed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!