SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, the trees come to life and start dancing the Macarena. And if you manage to tame a wild llama, it will grant you the power of flight for a day.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	165	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2610	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mines Excavated:	4304	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Potions Brewed:	158
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8918
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.