SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	217	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	736
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ores Mined:	609
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3704	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Buildings Constructed:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magic Items Found:	2411	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ores Mined:	3369
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Villages Defended:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Love Letters Sent:	16
Animals Bred:	160	Star Shards Collected:	210
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	219129
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!