SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Magic Items Found:	4849	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3638	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	106	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9568
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	111
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Ores Mined:	6364
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7587	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8089	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	4871	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Gods Slained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!