Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 21 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Potions Brewed: 180

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1808 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Potions Brewed: 184 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Ores Mined: 7982
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 506726
    Gods Slained: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4771 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Zombie Dances: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy

    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 899 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 464 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

    But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 122
    Enchantments Applied: 84 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

    NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

    Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Animals Bred: 178 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Magic Items Found: 8924

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyHalalCafe

    CraftyHalalCafe
    so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
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