SMPainfulMinecraft – where everything is just a little bit too glitchy

Absurd, American, bad, bit, compensation, culture, ENTITLEMENT, exaggeration, glitchy, humor, inconvenient, Justice, lawsuit, Legal, LITIGATION, reaction, Rich, satire, SMPainfulMinecraft, society, stereotype, SUE, wealth

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to sue for everything! Have a creeper blow up your house? Sue! Accidentally fall into lava and lose all your diamonds? Sue!

Our server is run by the infamous Sue, who has become a billionaire from all the lawsuits filed by our players. Join now and see if you can outsmart Sue and win your case in our virtual courtroom.

But beware, Sue is a master of manipulation and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So gather your evidence, hire a lawyer (or become one yourself), and get ready for the most ridiculous legal battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Join now and start building your case (literally)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Emeralds Found:	4368
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
New Chunks Explored:	615759	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Farms Harvested:	669

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	7573	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	282
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.