SMPainfulMinecraft – where everything is just a little bit too glitchy

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to sue for everything! Have a creeper blow up your house? Sue! Accidentally fall into lava and lose all your diamonds? Sue!

Our server is run by the infamous Sue, who has become a billionaire from all the lawsuits filed by our players. Join now and see if you can outsmart Sue and win your case in our virtual courtroom.

But beware, Sue is a master of manipulation and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So gather your evidence, hire a lawyer (or become one yourself), and get ready for the most ridiculous legal battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Join now and start building your case (literally)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mines Excavated:	4762	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	186	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	9382
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Animals Bred:	67
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	4216
New Chunks Explored:	45698	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1302

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Potions Brewed:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Animals Bred:	60

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2427	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!