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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9894 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 93 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Our server is run by a defacto face who rules with an iron fist… mainly because his replacement is a lame ass nigga who couldn’t handle the insanity of our server. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the drama and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.
We have epic build battles, ridiculous pranks, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (or so the legends say). So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our outrageous adventure!