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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8670 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4675 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Our server is run by a defacto face who rules with an iron fist… mainly because his replacement is a lame ass nigga who couldn’t handle the insanity of our server. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the drama and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.
We have epic build battles, ridiculous pranks, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (or so the legends say). So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our outrageous adventure!