Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Void Gems Collected: 23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Genie’s Wish Blockade

    Genie’s Wish Blockade
    so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

    but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

    so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Age 1 week old
    Active Players 5-10 at a time
    Custom Features Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
    Community Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

    Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

    A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

    Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

    A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

    Q: Is the server environment toxic?

    A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3398 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Dimension Hops: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

    Chunky Assets Minecraft Server
    Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Towns Built: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

    ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3848 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4776 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

    Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

    Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

    So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9369 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • NoFamousFriendsAllowed

    NoFamousFriendsAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Crops Grown: 5753
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FlawlessCraft SMP

    FlawlessCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us and discover a world where your biggest flaw is actually your greatest strength!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.

    And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 111 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

    Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

    So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Mines Excavated: 3158
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • GenderBenderCraft Server

    GenderBenderCraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft, bro. we got rules and stuff, but they’re like, totally cool. you can change your legal gender in any E.U. nation and we’ll recognize it, cuz we’re all about that inclusivity, ya know? join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and gender equality. plus, we have the dankest memes this side of the block. come on, join us and be part of the coolest Minecraft community around!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Potions Brewed: 35
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dimension Hops: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PixelWars: DroneStrike

    PixelWars: DroneStrike
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FLYIN AROUND KILLIN SOLDIERS AND SHIZZ. U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ACTION? COME ON IN AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD. WE GOT SOLDIERS GETTIN WOUNDED LEFT N RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL JUST A GAME. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES. LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE DRONE ATTACKS AND COME OUT ON TOP. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, YEEHAW!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

    ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

    ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

    Reasons to Join:
    Brand New World
    No Planned Server Resets
    100% Uptime & Regular Backups
    Dedicated Staff Team
    Player-Run Economy
    Exciting Events

    Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

    Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

    List of Plugins:

    Plugin Name
    afk display
    anti enderman grief
    anti ghast grief
    armor statues
    double shulker shells
    fast leaf decay
    more mob heads
    multiplayer sleep
    nether portal coords
    player head drops
    silence mobs
    unlock all recipes
    wandering trades

    If you are interested, join our discord and apply now! See you in-game, adventurer!

    ⛏️ Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Diamond Divas Minecraft Server

    Diamond Divas Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where women are treated like delicate flowers? Well, come join our server where women are STRONG and kick butt! Our female players are the fiercest warriors in all the land, taking down creepers and zombies with a single punch. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and sassy ladies who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So if you want to join a server where women rule the world (of Minecraft), then come on over and show us what you’ve got!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

    Movie Buff Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    2. Our admin once accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, until they started pooping rainbows everywhere.

    3. We have a legendary treasure hunt that involves solving riddles, dodging traps, and maybe even facing off against a giant chicken boss. The loot? A diamond pickaxe that never breaks and a pair of enchanted boots that make you run as fast as The Flash.

    4. Our community events include building competitions where the theme is always “build the ugliest house possible”. Trust us, you’ve never seen such abominations in your life.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few explosions, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Enchantments Applied: 218
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BroBroGF Online Hunt Minecraft Server

    BroBroGF Online Hunt Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and create your own outrageous adventures.

    Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s questionable online relationship with a woman from Brazil? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to distract yourself with some blocky fun while you contemplate the mysteries of online dating and age gaps.

    Who needs lawsuits and bank issues when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Join us and leave all your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be sued for is building an epic castle that puts everyone else’s to shame.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be catfished by is a sneaky Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyHub – Chores4Bores

    CraftyHub – Chores4Bores
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of balancing work, chores, and relationships!

    Join us if you’re tired of coming home to a messy virtual house and feeling overwhelmed with all the pixelated tasks. Our server is a place where you can finally get the help you need without the drama of real-life arguments.

    Create a chore chart with your fellow players or divide tasks in the virtual world to keep your Minecraft home clean and organized. No more shrugging off responsibilities or defensive arguments – just pure teamwork and fun!

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a world where everyone pitches in and no one has to deal with messy houses alone. Who knew a Minecraft server could solve real-life problems? 😉

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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