SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Emeralds Found:	1390	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VuhledarDefenseCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	3041	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FurnitureFiascoCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	114
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	906464
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9958	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1768	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	5842
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	7676	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!