SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Farms Harvested:	820
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Void Armor Forged:	26

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	799

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Towns Built:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Crops Grown:	3763	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1589	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	274	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	267
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	7

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Farms Harvested:	738	Divine Spears Created:	22
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!