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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9373 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.
So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?