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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2613 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.
So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?