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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 323 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9363 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.
So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?