Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary enchanted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a pig warrior who can fly on a bacon-powered rocket.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

And if you ever get tired of building your own castle, you can join our exclusive “Ask if you want to smoke with WWYD?” club, where the only rule is to have a good time and make friends with the most bizarre creatures in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 120
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 New Chunks Explored: 97839
    Star Shards Collected: 124 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Chimeras Created: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Runes Activated: 6 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Star Shards Collected: 283
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 192
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 269 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 235 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mines Excavated: 4802
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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