Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ores Mined:	4916	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MILcraftMadness

apartment, Budget, Communication Issues, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Financial goals, financial stress, future planning, generational differences, Home ownership, House, MILcraftMadness, parental advice, personal boundaries, real estate, relationship dynamics, savings, Stress Management, support system

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	4991	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	677701	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dream Breaker Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	598
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

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StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchantments Applied:	296	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	290	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PixelPizzaCraft

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mines Excavated:	1300
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GazaCraftEUReject

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Towns Built:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

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StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

StupidCraft Server Overview

Jump in and start your Adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Updated September 23, 2024

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Updated September 23, 2024

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Updated September 23, 2024

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PixelPizzaCraft

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GazaCraftEUReject

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4