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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2790 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.