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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5128 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.