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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1857 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.